Monday, July 25, 2011
Tuesday, July 19, 2011
Naughty Tuesday
Pals, Are you ready to play one of the most under rated game ever. Its fun, its great and all you need; LOLzzz. This game is called Naughty Tuesday [I invented this muhahahah {evil laught}]. The rules are simple
1} No display your name, what so ever
2} Tell your most naughtiest and weirdies things you ever did.
3] And the best part is, people never know who you are.
So wanna play?. leave you story in the comment box.
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1} No display your name, what so ever
2} Tell your most naughtiest and weirdies things you ever did.
3] And the best part is, people never know who you are.
So wanna play?. leave you story in the comment box.
Follow me:www.twitter.com/IHSheliya
Saturday, July 16, 2011
Bruce Lee
Pals, This personality doesn't need any intro. Bruce Lee was one of the most influential human lived. His movies were just amazing, his every movie is fabulous, but my personal best is 'THE WAY OF THE DRAGON' and 'ENTER THE DRAGON'. I miss his style. Don't you? Tell me your Bruce lee's best movies.
Guys if you are love Bruce Lee like I do, then comment. RESPECT FOR BRUCE LEE.
Guys if you are love Bruce Lee like I do, then comment. RESPECT FOR BRUCE LEE.
Thursday, July 14, 2011
The End of the World
Pals, I hate to say this, but the end of the world is close enough. The world which we love, our ancestors had lived their best life is about to end. According to my report, let me start over. A day after tomorrow, I was feeling hunger I took my jacket and went near grocery stores.
For me life was good and kind, but as I entered into the store and within five minutes things totally changed. I looked for it everywhere, but could found it. My eyes got cold and so my heart. I ran at the counter and pull the man attending the shift.
"Where is it?" I asked and those his word changed my life
"We are running out of Twinkies"
"noooooooooooooooooooooooo" yes my voice echoed in the store and I fall apart.
So guys I spend my day without eating Twinkies. The End of the World is near.
For me life was good and kind, but as I entered into the store and within five minutes things totally changed. I looked for it everywhere, but could found it. My eyes got cold and so my heart. I ran at the counter and pull the man attending the shift.
"Where is it?" I asked and those his word changed my life
"We are running out of Twinkies"
"noooooooooooooooooooooooo" yes my voice echoed in the store and I fall apart.
So guys I spend my day without eating Twinkies. The End of the World is near.
Wednesday, July 13, 2011
Enabled for everyone
Pals, I had enabled the comment setting for anyone. You could comment now without any more waiting.
Tuesday, July 12, 2011
The finger...
Pals, As everybody knows what a finger means. When someone, somewhere upset he gives the person a finger. Really, I don't understand that why a person should feel bad for taking the finger. What if, Instead of the finger we start to give a thumb, Yes thats right, a thumb.
You are in the office and your boss is yelling at you, just give a thumb [lolz] our idiot boss wouldn't understand what you mean, instead he will consider as a thumb up. Or in your lecture, when your professor is breaking every possible record of getting people bored, give the thumb. So a thumb is not just a thumb, its more than a thumb. PLease don't give my blog a thumb, just forward to your pals. To get instant updates for my blog, click the 'join this site' button at your right side.
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You are in the office and your boss is yelling at you, just give a thumb [lolz] our idiot boss wouldn't understand what you mean, instead he will consider as a thumb up. Or in your lecture, when your professor is breaking every possible record of getting people bored, give the thumb. So a thumb is not just a thumb, its more than a thumb. PLease don't give my blog a thumb, just forward to your pals. To get instant updates for my blog, click the 'join this site' button at your right side.
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Monday, July 11, 2011
NO Rain Wet
Pals, one thing I hate is to get wet. Yes, sometime its fun but other then that, I hate but not more then my high school sir[balla] its a long story, I will tell later, but still I hate to wet. SO As you knew I did what is fun to do, What if, scientist make a suit which never get wet. DO you think it will work ?. I mean let consider a situation here.
A lawyer was heading towards his officer to give a presentation and it starts to rain, he got all wet plus late. Or lets see my version, He was wearing a suit which is wet proof, rain starts, but he kept on walking without any worry. So I am asking that, A wet proof suit is GOOD idea or BAD. You could leave the answer in the comment box or Tweet me your answer at www.twitter.com/IHSheliya.
A lawyer was heading towards his officer to give a presentation and it starts to rain, he got all wet plus late. Or lets see my version, He was wearing a suit which is wet proof, rain starts, but he kept on walking without any worry. So I am asking that, A wet proof suit is GOOD idea or BAD. You could leave the answer in the comment box or Tweet me your answer at www.twitter.com/IHSheliya.
Sunday, July 10, 2011
Life without Sun...
Pals, its been a while, that I haven't wrote something weird. So here it is, I was thinking lately, What If our life get without sunlight. Yes, upto some level it will be cool, like NO Lectures, no waking up early into the morning. And my Favorited If alien were trying to attack on our planet, one from them will say 'Shhhh..... I guess all were sleeping, we will come back later' lolzzz.
But except that, I won't think we will enjoy that life as we enjoy this one. I dreamed one day, Hollywood will make a movie and show the Life on earth Without sun. Yeah, I guess be'cos, they had shown everything; like destroying our earth by many means. I hope, my blog will give an Idea to Hollywood.
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But except that, I won't think we will enjoy that life as we enjoy this one. I dreamed one day, Hollywood will make a movie and show the Life on earth Without sun. Yeah, I guess be'cos, they had shown everything; like destroying our earth by many means. I hope, my blog will give an Idea to Hollywood.
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Thursday, July 7, 2011
A Man : Ep1
A man carrying a suitcase, slowly walking on a road, on the left side a rocky mountain nearly invisible in the dark night. And on the right, Desert with a weak sandstorm in the middle, puffing the sand over the place. The man stopped, gazing down.
"Not again..." his cold voice said.
"I won't happened again, if you just give the suitcase" a dark voice replied.
"I can't, its on me" the man said and turn around, tighten his grip over the suitcase which was handcuffed with his hand.
"You left no way, but to start it all again" the dark voice said and a shadow appeared on the road, heading towards him. The man smiled warmly and leaned down on the road, putting his hands down.
"Not again..." his cold voice said.
"I won't happened again, if you just give the suitcase" a dark voice replied.
"I can't, its on me" the man said and turn around, tighten his grip over the suitcase which was handcuffed with his hand.
"You left no way, but to start it all again" the dark voice said and a shadow appeared on the road, heading towards him. The man smiled warmly and leaned down on the road, putting his hands down.
Wednesday, July 6, 2011
Sir Numskull And IQ test
Pals, many of you had know him by the last blog, Sir Numskull. So today will tell you more things about him. He could sleep in open eyes, his brain ran faster then Computers. someday ago he give a IQ test, lets see how he answered.
Q] What if, a train is coming with 120 km/ph and moving towards the point B. The distance between A and B is 10,000 km, in how much time it will cover.
A] check arrival time at the station.
Q]who discovered the gravity force first?
A] I, when I was using the bathroom, trust me it fall directly down.
Q]Who found the America ?
A] My old uncle, he had the GPRS system in his car, dam I need that too.
Q]Who first stepped on the moon?
A] Ohh my god, You could also see that glowing thing in the night.
And like this, he give his IQ test. stay tuned for more Sir Numskull adventures.
Q] What if, a train is coming with 120 km/ph and moving towards the point B. The distance between A and B is 10,000 km, in how much time it will cover.
A] check arrival time at the station.
Q]who discovered the gravity force first?
A] I, when I was using the bathroom, trust me it fall directly down.
Q]Who found the America ?
A] My old uncle, he had the GPRS system in his car, dam I need that too.
Q]Who first stepped on the moon?
A] Ohh my god, You could also see that glowing thing in the night.
And like this, he give his IQ test. stay tuned for more Sir Numskull adventures.
Tuesday, July 5, 2011
Sir Numskull
Pals, I want y'all to meet Sir Numskull. But before you know him, he is little weird. My friends forwarded me their question to ask to Sir Numskull. So he tried his best let see then.
Q] What sun do after it set?
A]eeee.... It sleep be'cos he have to go to job in the early morning.
Q] Could you drink full ocean? {from the kid}
A]hmm... Yes, if you have allow me to pee while i drink.
Q]How many punch you can have in a fight?
A] All, until its come between two burgers.
So, if you have something to ask to Sir Numskull, go ahead and leave your question in the comment box.
Q] What sun do after it set?
A]eeee.... It sleep be'cos he have to go to job in the early morning.
Q] Could you drink full ocean? {from the kid}
A]hmm... Yes, if you have allow me to pee while i drink.
Q]How many punch you can have in a fight?
A] All, until its come between two burgers.
So, if you have something to ask to Sir Numskull, go ahead and leave your question in the comment box.
Dragons
Pals, What if Dragons would survived and will be with us in the present day. I am sure thing weren't be same, like we didn't need to but plane tickets, we didn't have to pay for our gas bill; free fire. And my personal best, It would be super cool to place our dragons at the roof top, staring at night.
Plus we could also race, instead of drag race it will became dragon race. What will you do with your dragon tell me in the comment box.
Plus we could also race, instead of drag race it will became dragon race. What will you do with your dragon tell me in the comment box.
Saturday, July 2, 2011
Call your dead friends
Pals, I was surfing on the internet last night and saw a advertise about a cell phone company. So something clicked in my mind, What If, We could call our dead friends. I mean what you will asked them first, how could we begin the conversation.
Say your friend is in the hell. You called him and someone just pick up "Can i talk to bla bla, he my best friend" A women voice say "what sin he has done, tell me his sin" And you were shocked "what's the matter, he already is in the hell" you say
"Be'cos by his sin i will find him and get him on the phone" her voice starts to control the conversation.
"ammm, something big yet not huge, sin"
"please be online" she said and left you with dark scary sound of hell. lolzz so tell me your stories in the comment box. Would you call or not?
Say your friend is in the hell. You called him and someone just pick up "Can i talk to bla bla, he my best friend" A women voice say "what sin he has done, tell me his sin" And you were shocked "what's the matter, he already is in the hell" you say
"Be'cos by his sin i will find him and get him on the phone" her voice starts to control the conversation.
"ammm, something big yet not huge, sin"
"please be online" she said and left you with dark scary sound of hell. lolzz so tell me your stories in the comment box. Would you call or not?
Humans
Pals, the other night was laying on my bed and starring the dark sky. Suddenly, a mental image strike into my head. What If, in the world of Aliens someday, human ship entered into their planet. So what News will be into their tv.
A greenish women, with four hands. two on his head and other two on the same place. her big gelatin eyes were coming out and she was reading the news "A day ago, something appeared in the sky and our best cameraman had capture one of them." A human starring out from the window " the ugly and dangerous Aliens only have two hands. AHhhhhhhh"
I mean, come on how could we be weird with two hands. look at yourself lolzzzzz. Share with me your best Aliens story in the comment box.
A greenish women, with four hands. two on his head and other two on the same place. her big gelatin eyes were coming out and she was reading the news "A day ago, something appeared in the sky and our best cameraman had capture one of them." A human starring out from the window " the ugly and dangerous Aliens only have two hands. AHhhhhhhh"
I mean, come on how could we be weird with two hands. look at yourself lolzzzzz. Share with me your best Aliens story in the comment box.
Friday, July 1, 2011
Intro
Pals, many things are not fun, you know why. Because, we didn't see them differently. So i had started this blog to show people What if... things were not same. To night i am going to post my First What if blog, so keep reading.
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